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NEWSLETTER

August 31, 2008


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Get involved; help us to better our web site by sending:
A- Opinions
B-jokes
C-Pictures (sexy ones)

D-Attachments (funny or sexy),

Once a week, we reward the winner of each category by offering a free lunch or dinner, and when you are in the club we will announce the winners to all the employees and guests.

Good Guys News:

As a member, book / be part of a bachelor / bachelorette party of 10+ people and receive a
$50.00 GOOD GUYS Gift Certificate.

Chef Tony's Weekly Specials:   (08/25/2008 to 08/31/2008) click here for this week's food specials

 Sex Education

Attachments to tickle your funny bone:

Check the attachments! ☻☻☻
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=d9Rm5SEmaKs

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http://www.kindgirls.com/video/jelena

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Jokes to tickle your funny bone

Robert, age 10, and Samantha, age 9, are sitting on the front porch swing. Robert says to Samantha, “Screw you, Sammy.”A minute goes by and Sammy replies “Screw YOU, Robert.”A moment or two pass and Robert says, “Screw YOU, Sammy.”In response, Sammy says, “Double screw YOU, Robert.”After about ten minutes of this, Robert’s mom comes out on the porch and says, “What on earth are you kids doing?”
They reply in unison, “We’re having oral sex!”

 

There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters on his own. He was very concerned about their well being and always did his best to watch out for them. As they entered their late teens the girls dated, and on this particular evening all three of his girls were going out on a date. This was the first time this had occurred. As was his custom, he would greet the young suitor at the door holding his shotgun, not to menace or threaten but merely to ensure that the young man knew who was boss. The doorbell rang and the first of the boys arrived. Fatheranswered the door and the lad said, “Hi, my name’s Joe, I’m here for Flo. We’re going to the show, is she ready to go?” The father looked him over and sent the kids on their way. The next lad arrived and said, “My name’s Eddie, I’m here for Betty, we’re going to get some spaghetti, is she ready?” Father felt this one was okay too, so off the two kids went. The final young man arrived and the farmer opened the door. The boy started off, “Hi, my name’s Chuck… –”
and the farmer shot him.

 

The local kids were giving Paddy a load of cheek and one of them shouts. ” Oy, Paddy, I looked through yer winder last night and saw yer old lady givin’ youse a blowjob. ” Paddy shouts back. ” The joke’s on youse smart arse, Oi wasn’t home last noight. 

Man boarded an airplane and took his seat. 
As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, 'Business trip or pleasure?' 
She turned, smiled and said, 'Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston ' He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, 'What's your business role at this convention?' 'Lecturer,' she responded. 'I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.' 'Really?'! He said. 'And what kind of myths are there?' 'Well,' she explained, 'one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.' 
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.
'I'm sorry,' she said, 'I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name.' 
' Tonto,' the man said, ' Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba.

Why African Women run so fast


Run girl run!

Dancer of the week: Charlie


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